A photo of me: Short, fat, brunette, pale white skin, wearing a sleeveless black button up shirt, a pink, black and blue mondrian style mini skirt, black tights and pink boots.

Shirt: Yours Clothing
Collar tips: ASOS
Skirt: Eddy & Bri
Boots: Peacocks
Glasses: London Retro*

Oh, look, it’s me! Wearing clothes! Not today, mind. I don’t look like this today. Today I am wearing crappy pyjamas, with ashen skin and greasy hair, covered in snotty tissues. Flu is a bitch!

The skirt was one of the items I got in my big Eddy and Bri order. You can’t see more of it, but it’s actually a Mondrian-style affair. As much as I like it, I only really wore it round the house, as the length meant all I had to do was couch and you could see what I’d had for dinner!

I hope you guys are all okay. I miss being able to post here more often, and hopefully November will be more active. I have a couple of reviews, some new purchases, and also on Tuesday I go to Manchester with the lovely¬†Laura and Georgina to do what is pretty much THE most exciting thing that has ever happened to me and my little ol’ blog. I can’t talk about it for now but I will be able to spill soon (hopefully)!

I’ve been meaning to join in on Rachel’s excellent link up for ages now, so here goes! Oh, I’m a size 22-24. Yay!



  • Rachel

    I love those boots and the skirt is fab! Xx

  • http://corpulent.wordpress.com/ Frances

    Your hair is greasy here?! But it looks so lovely in the photo!

  • Louise P.

    Those shoes are amazing! I hope you feel better soon x

  • Erin Thomas

    i love that skirt!!! <3

  • lucylastica2

    Loving the whole outfit, but those boots are ah-mah-zing!

  • Audrey (Big or not to big)

    I love your outfit, the skirt is very beautiful and I just love the color of your boots :) !

  • http://extralargeaslife.com/ Natalie Mulford

    LOVE this outfit! I think you look amazing! You’ll have to wear it out somewhere you know you won’t have to bend, cause this outfit deserves to be seen!

  • Jessie Mayo-Ward

    Hey, so I think you are totally amazing, and you have made me want to be as confident and self assured as you are. Your the person that has really mad me want to start my own blog so I want to thank you so much! Totally loving that skirt by the way! J x

    • http://pocketrocketfashion.com Lauren

      This is the loveliest comment I’ve ever received, thank you so much Jessie! Really can’t wait to see your blog once you start. :) xx

  • http://twitter.com/Claretini Clare Simmonds

    Hello! You’re fab and what a set of pins you’ve got there! I’ve just posted on my blog about how I’m a bit uncomfortable with short skirts whilst being bigger. Unfortunately my post got a strange and hateful reply post from a Fatshion blogger in the US! Lovely to see you leave politics out of it, hey, it’s just clothes and fun anyway.
    Ps: you’ve got a fab figure and that Mondrian dress is killer! xxx